Upside Your Head

Monday, August 15, 2005

Multiple choice

It's Saturday night and I'm sitting at a club, probably on my fifth beer. This absolute hottie in a mini skirt (with stems that went for miles) sits across from me, and without a word shows me she has no underwear on. She then motions with her head for me to follow her to the bathroom.


Did I:

a) Consider this an insult because I am a gentleman and ignore her offer?
b) Start following her, then chicken out just as she rounded the corner?
c) Have my eyes mesmerised by those beautifully tanned legs, follow her to the bathroom and get absolutely hammered for the first time in the ladies bathrooms?